May 2013
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
Me: *sees book store* *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
Friend: no.
doglets:
actually all of my systems are nervous
megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
officialdogblog:
you is kind,
you is smart,
you is important,
Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*
friendsofthegaybc:
travisstolls:
friendsofthegaybc:
travisstolls:
WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG
Very nice
Thanks
cokeflow:
A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair
sabrinagrimm:
sabrinagrimm:
WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
The average woman would rather have beauty than...
yanilavigne:
(Quotes here)
how to prepare for exams: cry
“One of the best feelings in the world is knowing your presence and absence both...”
– Unknown (via epikhi)
